This little bloggy of mine is for all those for whom viewing life in other ways is fascinating. If reading about a girl's takes and thoughts on everyday life captivates you, then yeah this is for you.

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Pallavi

Some/most amounts of matter in this blog may seem like they were plucked from random spurts of brilliantly insane moments. Hence it is under your discretion that you read/actually follow what has been written in here. The author is not in any way responsible for delusional thinking or sudden bursts of insipid rubbish talk. You have been warned. The tale of a girl...a girl who dared to dream, who had the pluck to shout out bitter truths in the very face of the mirthless world...now stands unmasked, unveiled before you, carefully preserved within this virtual time catcher. I can continue likewise till eternity so I'd better stop now.

WISH LIST

- Make myself useful to the world...somehow.
- Experience a miracle.
- Finish off pending novels!
- People should leave me alone unless absolutely necessary.
- Expand vocabulary
- Make a damn blogskin for god's sake...
- Stop being a total tech-addict
- Discover or prove something amazing.
- Get studying and hope to conquer the exams which generally tend to chew my brains off.
- Watch all the heart-warming/comedy/worth watching/inspirational/chick flick/oscar winning movies in the world.
- Enjoy my life while I can.
- Be worldly wise. Well. No harm in dreaming high.

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My surfing on the net has become aimless now- so aimless, I decided to Google 'I am bored!!!' and got a link to a page called www.bored.com. From there, I got links to many of the most amazing pages on the net!! Check this : www.mysticalball.com. It really did read my mind! I was so freaked out, and I started to have all theses weird dreams at night when a Dumbledore- lookalike came and read my mind through the computer screen!! Whew, that was one heart- stopping dream! And then, the logical side of my brain overtook my thinking. How can a stupid site read my mind??? That was when it hit me- the logic of the site. A simple mathematical deduction led me to figure out how the site worked. Tag if you're too dumb to figure that on your own, or are sadly mathematically, or intellectually challenged.
I did find a host of other interesting sites. Allow me to share the mountains of knowledge I obtained from them:

General Ways to Annoy People(All Copyright of www.bored.com/getannoyed , and these are only the tip of the iceberg!!)
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Ask your co-workers (or classmates, in my case!) mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
Call someone and ask for someone that you know is not there then hang up. Call again about a half hour latter and ask for the same person then hang up again. Wait another half hour and call again and ask for that person again and then hang up again and wait a hour and call the same number and say that you are the person that you have been calling for and ask if you had any messages.
Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
Chew on pens/pncils that you've borrowed.
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'
Continually try to get all of the people who write you letters to put cellophane tape over their stamps so that you can wipe off the postmark and reuse them.
Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Eat out with friends and "forget" your wallet.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
“Forget” the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Frantically change the date on people's computers back 50 years, and claim that you are trying to save humanity from the "Year 2007 Bug."
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
Hang around national monuments all day, trying to get in other people's vacation photos. Afterwards, give them your address and ask them to send you a print when they get them developed.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Make scary faces at babies.
Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
Name your dog "Dog."
Never break eye contact.
Never make eye contact.
Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
On the public bus, keep asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.
Poke anyone near you and say, "stop violating my personal space."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Pretend you are invisible.
Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
Recite Shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
Recite the first 100 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
Repeat everything someone says as a question.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.
Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
Set alarms for random times.
Shake with your left hand.
Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Sing along at the opera.
Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Surprise old friends by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
Tape a blank piece of typing paper to your dorm or office door and leave it up for ages; when someone finally writes on it, yell at them and tell them to please not deface your property.
Tell people that they're "putting on weight nicely."
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.
Tell the ending of movies
Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
When walking, talk to yourself constantly
Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.


Whew, was that a loooong one or what! Congratulations if you survived the list! As I mentioned earlier, this is only highlighted ones that I picked out, for more things, please go to www.bored.com/getannoyed. It could lighten up the dampest of spirits!
Well ciao, and keep laughing!!

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